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SEAT TO FIT YOUR ASS?
WELL
LET ME HAVE IT. I'LL FIX
YOUR SEAT.
IS
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IS
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IS
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IS
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WHAT
EVER YOUR NEEDS MAY BE
WE
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TAKE A LITTLE TIME
AND
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WE
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YOUR SEAT YOUR WAY''
BIG
JIM